Hello folks. Dustin again. After a needed break from my last review i have returned with a new installment of my series. This may be popular with the James Cameron's "Avatar" fans because the Aliens in the comic i read today are just as ridiculous.
This review can't be backed up by cold hard facts because i can't find a product description of it on the comic itself, or anywhere on the internet. My guess is the company that made it are trying to hide it's shame. But this being the second issue of the series I was a little lost reading it. Not that I'm not lost anytime i read one of these crappy comics that were put on my shoulders by the evil fates that watch over me.
This story was written by Beau Smith and Penciled by Brad Gorby.(If i had to guess what they are up to now, i would assume running from the nationwide manhunt for multiple multiple rapes.)
The overall story is that Aliens have hidden themselves among us, mostly in corporate positions of power, effectively controlling the human race, without anyone the wiser. Only two people know about this alien invasion. Mel Gibson from 1989, and his plucky female sidekick. And what do they do about it? Tell the government? The press? Or option 3, shoot some motherfuckers in the head? Any idea?
Oh, and when i said it was Mel Gibson, i meant it. I was not being silly.
Now the average Joe would infer that Mel gibson and plucky sidekick are trying to save the earth. It's most likely the right answer, but I being the non average fellow i am don't think this is the main story line. I think Mel Gibson and Plucky sidekick are working freelance for a radical "anti aliens who rape" group. They aren't trying to find a super alien weapon that is going to blow up Earth. Or preventing a deadly virus from being unleashed. They just hunt down aliens and cap their asses....But the aliens just always seem to be attempting to rape attractive females. Now like a good defense attorney would argue that there is no picture evidence to prove that these aliens are committing rape. Fact. But like a good public defender, my rebuttal to this is a mound of head turning evidence.
Well folks as silly as this comic was i still wasted a few hours reading and writing this review. So I'm going to go grab my tin foil hat, and try to get Mel Gibson to help me stay safe, hopefully when i call him he won't tell me to "SMILE AND BLOOOOOW ME!!!"
Could have used some more info about the "story" but as always the one liners are perfect. And god damn did you prove that was Mel Gibson. Lol!
ReplyDeletei would have, but like i said, not much to go on to begin with here lol
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